Have you been counting down?
I hope you’ve been keeping track.
Keeping track of what, you might say?
It’s been about two years since Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (Delusional-NY) told us that we had 12 years left until the end of the world if we didn’t stop climate change.
“Millennials, and Gen z, and all these folks that come after us, are looking up and we’re like ‘the world will end in 12 years if we don’t address climate change, and your biggest issue is how are we gonna pay for it?'” @AOC #MLKNow #MLK2019 pic.twitter.com/fbUxr2C0tJ
— People for Bernie (@People4Bernie) January 21, 2019
And your biggest issue is that you’re nuts. But I digress. So on the AOC clock counting down to the end of the world we have about ten years left.
So imagine the shock I got today when that great climate guru, John “Lurch, Don’t Lean Forward” Kerry said that we really only had 9 years left. Wait, what? What happened to that other year? How did I lose that?
According to the Daily Caller, Biden’s ‘climate czar’ John Kerry told folks on CBS that we only had nine years left to avert a climate catastrophe and that there was “no room for B.S.”
NEW – John Kerry, Biden’s Climate Czar, says “this is not the new ice age” and the planet has just 9 years left to avert a climate catastrophe, “there is no faking on this one”.pic.twitter.com/5FWA9tJvyx
— Disclose.tv 🚨 (@disclosetv) February 19, 2021
He also explained what happened to the 12 years, that the projection was in 2018, so AOC can’t count or didn’t keep up. But of course later in 2019 she said we only had 14 months, so her calendar must run faster than that of the rest of us.
February 2021: John Kerry Says We Have 9 Years Left Until Climate Catastrophe
July 2019: AOC says we have “14 months left.” pic.twitter.com/tk65sMeX8p
— Cassandra (@CassyWearsHeels) February 19, 2021
“Even if we did everything that we said we were going to do when we signed up in Paris we would see a rise in the Earth’s temperature to somewhere around 3.7 degrees or more, which is catastrophic,” Kerry said, saying we had to move faster to clean energy even if it was going to cost jobs. “There is no room for B.S. anymore,” Kerry said. “There’s no faking it on this one.”
So even if we do everything he says we should, we’re still going to go over the slide? That’s not a particularly inspiring, so why not live it up? Indeed, we have been doing more than meeting our carbon emissions goals without being in the climate accords and having to funnel money out to countries who aren’t in accordance. That’s what we get by joining back in, the privilege funneling our money out to other countries.
Is he serious? Doesn’t he know that we’ve been listening to these doomsday prophecies trying to manipulate our actions since the 1970s, when they talked about a coming Ice Age.
As folks on Twitter pointed out we’ve been hearing the world is going to implode for a very long time, we must hand over our liberties/money to the government, does he really think we’re going to go for it at this point?
Isn’t John Kerry absurd? https://t.co/ucTXtwqApy
— Liz Peek (@lizpeek) February 20, 2021
They’ve been doing it for a long time and have no shame.
Clown world. In 1989 we had ten years left. Now John Kerry says we have 9 years left. “Tonight I’m going to party like it’s 1999” pic.twitter.com/vn4MgsnYdT
— Paul Gosar (@DrPaulGosar) February 20, 2021
John Kerry says the world years has only 9 years to avoid climate catastrophe. Then again, he made a statement about the greenhouse effect that was off by a factor of 1 million. So maybe we have 9 million years to avoid climate catastrophe.https://t.co/JFI5vo2rho
— Alex Epstein (@AlexEpstein) February 20, 2021
John Kerry: “We only have nine years to avoid a climate catastrophe.”
Everyone: “Will you start by giving up your private jet and mansion in Martha’s Vinyard?”
John Kerry: pic.twitter.com/RxnlBvb8a3
— Daily Caller (@DailyCaller) February 19, 2021
But he’s still not giving up his huge carbon footprint – estate on the water, private plane or huge yacht.
John Kerry is so concerned about rising sea levels due to climate change that he paid $12,000,000 to live on the beach in Martha’s Vineyard, an island. pic.twitter.com/n5RvW3uk75
— Will (@Tennessee_Mojo) February 20, 2021
I can’t believe I have to say this to anyone over 2-years-old … but the world isn’t going to end in 9 years, no matter what low IQ John Kerry says while flying around on his private jet.
— Catturd ™ (@catturd2) February 20, 2021
Rules for thee, but not for me, for Kerry.
But he’s a bit like Paul Krugman and Jennifer Rubin, he’s great at never being right about anything. So naturally he was Barack Obama’s Secretary of State.
Has there ever been a human being that has sucked worse at making predictions than John Kerry? pic.twitter.com/oTDdaN0OkC
— Greg Price (@greg_price11) February 19, 2021
So I have a bet for John Kerry. Let’s meet at his estate nine years from now. If we don’t have the end of the world/huge climate catastrophe (by that I mean world shaking/earth shattering apocalyptic, because that’s what they’re selling us) by then, he gives me his estate, yacht and plane. If we do, I work for him for free forever. Just going to bet that he isn’t going to take that deal.